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whenever anyone tells me a story about a guy my first question is almost always “is he hot?”

if no, i dont wanna know the rest of the story.

if yes, my next question is always “does he like black girls?”

if no, i dont want to know the rest of the story.

if yes, whats his facebook? and i still dont want to know the rest of the story.

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OMG ITS BACK!

All up in yo face bitch!

McNigga, McChicken, biscuit, chicken, fried, crunchy, critchy, crunchy, chicken sandwich, BITCH.

nah brah.

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who cares if a chick has nice big titties if she wants to flaunt them let her ok ok

stop hating

they probably had sex.

the only way i know how to go down the stairs when im drunk.

Anonymous: you don't like your face because you're insecure about yourself

I actually think im pretty cute. Its the pictures of my face that i dont like. I dont like taking pictures =/

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let’s open up this tit

— a plastic surgeon

Anonymous: ur double jointed

lol nah, but yoga has made me more flexible than ever. i recommend yoga to every female who cant put her legs behind her head yet.

This was one of my favorite episodes. They were all wearing onesies, lol.

thelasturinebender: I assume your orgasms are what it sounds like, when doves cry.

Still dont know who Lana Del Rey is.

Still dont care who Lana Del Rey is.